150+ Cool Whatsapp Status

Friday, 12 September 2014

150+ Cool Whatsapp Status

Posted by Rahul Gupta
Updating Cool Whatsapp Status is now one of the most addicted activity. People shows their feelings and what's happening around them through Whatsapp status. It's quiet tough to find unique and original Whatsapp statuses daily. So to help you, today I am having a large collection of latest Whatsapp status. You can find all type of status here cool, crazy, full of attitude and love, funny and love quotes also.
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  1. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".  
  2. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj. 
  3. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
  4. move on... 
  5. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
  6. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as "ueue" in a "queue".   
  7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car. 
  8. Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega 
  9. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
  10. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
  11. I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
  12. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
  13. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  14. “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.”
  15. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
  16. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
  17. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  18. The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
  19. One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
  20. If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass! 
  21. I may be wrong.... but I Doubt it!!! 
  22. Hey there..... be there. 
  23. typing.... 
  24. Always remember you are UNIQUE............ just like everybody else.
  25. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
  26. “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
  27. Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
  28. Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
  29. "I know he's a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game” 
  30. The last thing i want to do is hurt you.....but its still on the list;) 
  31. You don't have to like me....I am not a facebook status. 
  32. Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit ....wisdom is not putting is a fruit salad. 
  33. I like to take road less travelled.....helps me to avoid traffic 
  34. Wow now I'm a graduate.......Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees widout brains 
  35. I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B) 
  36. There are many things you can't buy....but still pay for them. 
  37. Whattsapp status is loading 
  38. If i had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy's name],i would shoot you twice. 
  39. battery about to die 
  40. Urgent calls only 
  41. Status under construction.No status available 
  42. Life is short, chat fast..!!! 
  43. Life is too short to be updating status 
  44. Too busy to update a status. 0_o 
  45. formula for sucess.......under promise and over deliver....... 
  46. since 1910 
  47. Life is too short. Dont waste it copying my watsapp status.... 
  48. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart. 
  49. Keep moving! Nothing new to read... 
  50. Don't be happy.I don't Really forgive people,I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my turn to destroy them. 
  51. Error: status unavailable 
  52. Waiting for wi-fi network. 
  53. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he. 
  54. One person's LOL is another's WTF! 
  55. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody. 
  56. Not always available, try your luck ;) 
  57. Second chances are for loosers....either we do it in first place or live it for others. 
  58. Even romeo went from being "in a relationship" to "it's complicated". 
  59. Sorry vegiterians we can't pretend  
  60. "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
  61. 'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
  62. ”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”
  63. Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
  64. Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
  65. It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
  66. Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
  67. I don't think we love each other in the same way. And...I think keeping you near me, would destroy me.
  68. The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
  69. LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
  70. “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
  71. Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
  72. If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
  73. Hey Zukerberge if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on ,may i suggest IRCTC. 
  74. I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money.....sorry but I've moved on. 
  75. I was not busy to be online... I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as "Free Recharge" 
  76. If procastination was an olympic event ,I'd compete in it later. 
  77. Life is short talk fast 
  78. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:) 
  79. I took IQ test .....results were negative 
  80. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination. 
  81. You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice 
  82. Your whatsapp status say's online .....If your online then why aren't you texting me 
  83. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence. 
  84. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. 
  85. Happiness is when "Last seen at" changes to "online" and then to "typing.." 
  86. I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here 
  87. I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!! 
  88. Don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street' 
  89. You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it. 
  90. I'll try being nicer if you start being smarter. 
  91. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. 
  92. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. 
  93. I meditate for 20 min every morning .....It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything 
  94. Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!! 
  95. Galileo:Great mind...Einstein:genius mind...Newton:Extraordinary mind....Bill gates:brilliant mind.....ME:Never Mind.
  96. “To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee
  97. The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.
  98. "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers." – Voltaire
  99. Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
  100. whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.
  101. “It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz
  102. I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
  103. “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
  104. "Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it's working"
  105. WISDOM is the gold refinement of life
  106. 'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '
  107. "To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."
  108. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented "Cute pic dear "on girls profile picture
  109. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
  110. I've been too fucking busy and vice versa
  111. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.
  112. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver .....so that i can drink more and care less
  113. Intelligence is like underwear. It's important that you have it but there's no need to show it off.
  114. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
  115. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that's why i'm always Calm & Silent
  116. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
  117. A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
  118. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
  119. Everything that kills me makes me feel aliv
  120. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
  121. "Please don't get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!"
  122. When you feel insulted I'm just describing you.
  123. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
  124. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable
  125. im cool but global warming made me hot
  126. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
  127. Without me its just awso.
  128. Sometimes i just wish i' could fast forward the time to see if in the end it's all worth it
  129. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  130. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  131. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
  132. I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, "Sorry, got these sacks".
  133. "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
  134. You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
  135. "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”
  136. love is when you feel totally complete
  137.  If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
  138. “You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you."
  139. I love the passion between us
  140. All you need is Love
  141. Love is letting go of fear
  142. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
  143. I don't like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
  144. I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
  145. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  146. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  147. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
  148. Dear Mario.....I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
  149. think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
  150. apni to bass ek hi zeed he.... sar pe Taaj... Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!
  151. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
  152. I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart..... Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz.... People called it flirt Thats Not fair...
  153. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. 
  154. Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.



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